Zis ees life

My floor looks like this after every meal:

 Max is happy because he's not the one who has to clean it up 3 times a day (yet):

 How ya doin' down there, mom?  Don't forget the globs of sauce on the chair legs.  Also, I'm working on a poop:

And then it's time to clean his face.  Look closely.  The sauce is all over the forehead and all up in his hairline.  3 times a day.

I try to ignore the mess, but the truth is that if I don't, bugs will come.  For the food.

So this.  This is what I do all day.