Monday night is always Girls Night. It's a fact. It's always on the schedule. "Hi, Andres, how was your day, I love you Max, kiss, kiss, peace out to this Mama!" Girl's Night started when Max was in utero and even pre-in-utero, and includes me and friends from church who are girls. Duh. Why Monday night? Because Monday is the Night of The Bachelor! Not, like, single girls trying to find a living breathing bachelor standing the flesh right in front of their person kind of bachelor. This kind of Bachelor:
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Ben's season. Who can forget Courtney? Above is what she looked like saying "kill shot." If I was on TV, I would definitely want to be screen captured using my hands as guns. Just sayin.
Ok, to be honest I didn't REALLY REALLY love this season compared to later ones. BUT, read all the quotes above and know that I listened to all those sayings while nursing Max for 3 hours straight. Seriously, this season is memorable because Max was about 1 month old and SCREAMED from about 6 in the evening to 11 at night. Unless he was nursing. So, my friends J and S came over and brought me dinner while I sat cross legged on the couch with a boppy, nursing cover, and my child, and stayed that way for the entire show. In addition to the quotes above, here are some other memorable ones:
Is he still nursing????--J
He's been going a long time. Is that normal?--S
Uhhh, is anyone going to eat those 3 biscuits?--Me
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Brad and Emily. Sweet, beautiful Emily. I don't really have a lot to say here, because this season is mainly included because without this season, we never would have had this:
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Emily's season! This was drama at it's best! I have a few things to say about this season.
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| Best moment ever. |
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If not for Brad Womack, we would never have had an Emily season, which also means we would never have had this:
See how it's all connected? I LOVED this season. And I LOVE Catherine. I love Catherine with Sean. But, let's be honest. The best part of the season was this:
and this
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| Fake hypothermia. |
and this
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| NOT a real fall! This is what I look like when I'm resting. |
There were some scary moments on the show like, right here:
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| Take cover! Everybody scatter! |
But, had Ashley not been there, we would never have been able to watch this:
BEST.SEASON.EVER.
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Ok. Desiree's season was a dud. It doesn't belong here. BUT, it did bring us this gem:
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| I'm not always on TV, but when I am, I wear hideous vests. |
LOL, ah, such good memories! Can't wait for Juan Pablo :)
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